Amoeba’s Lorica: Traveloque

Earlier this week (second week of March 2026), Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba got spammailed by the Alumni Association of his very own Dawg U., screaming that YFNA “still” had time to make his 2026 travel dreams come true. All he had to do was grease the palms of his very own Dawg U.’s travel agency, and, um, ignore the news of the day … In response, YFNA jotted down a note to his very own Dawg U.’s travel agency, with a suggestion as to what said agency could do with their message (do not try this at home), and sent it off.

Hardly had the hard drive spun down from that (almost certainly wasted) effort, when YFNA received a blurb about travel from a major national media corporation, trading in what is laughingcryingly called “news” in these Untied States in North America, asking him about his travel plans. Aha, YFNA thought, a pattern emerges: “MAJOR US INDUSTRY FORECASTS HIT” (not [yet] from young men with Allahu akbar on their lips, thick waistbands, buttons in their right hands, and an awareness that nobody in the TSA is getting paid right now), “RAMPS UP PROPAGANDA AD CAMPAIGN”

Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba considered, briefly, favoring the representative of the major national media corporation responsible for the blurb the same message that he sent to Dawg U. … and then, reconsidered. He recognized that the major national media corporation has AI-supercharged spambots, and all that he would accomplish by addressing his message, or any message, to that major national media corporation would be to present himself as a target to the spambots, and give them all the reason they needed to target him. Non-starter. The spambots will have to work harder to find him, thank you very much.

So, he resolved to put his message here. Gets it off his chest, where it was sitting and threatening to suffocate him with its dead weight, and sends the spambots chasing after the wind, and not after himself – for now, anyway.


What are your biggest concerns about traveling right now? Do you feel safe traveling internationally outside the Middle East?

It is not a matter of personal safety. It is a matter of personal responsibility. Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba considers it criminal, given present circumstances, for a citizen or legal resident of these Untied States in North America to travel anywhere, for any reason short of essential business or personal emergency. Such persons should be ashamed to show their faces outside their homes (those who have them), never mind outside their Reich. And if they must show themselves, they should do so clothed only in sackcloth and ashes, in a totally inadequate acknowledgement of their perfidy, their brazen sin, and their total loss of honor, through their passive (and therefore screamingly 100% active) acceptance of the regime that they have voted for and refrained from taking down.

“But we’re marching next week!” Useless. Miserable self-congratulatory uselessness. Marching is masturbation. Especially if you march on Saturday and buy a plane ticket to Acapulco on the Sunday following. Pleasuring yourself and preening for your homies, and then pledging allegiance to your planet-stomping Empire and its Emperor shitting upon his throne, in the only $tuff that matters.

“The USA should be run as a business!” Fine. No business survives without customers. “Rule 1: the customer is always right correct. Rule 2: if the customer is wrong, see Rule 1.” Businesses fall over on a daily basis because they have not won over enough customers. If you say you hate business X, but continue to buy and pay for its products … your words are empty, you may as well STFU. You love the business! You’re paying for its stuff! All your words are masturbation, pleasuring yourself and preening for your homies while you’re really pledging allegiance to your Empire:

“If the folks who wasted their time scribbling on cardboard spent it refraining from scribbling on checks, and instead of standing in the streets blocking the flow of traffic stayed home and blocked the flow of cash from their cards, we might be in trouble. But we won’t be. Every day and every way, the people who brag to themselves that they want no kings are in fact voting for kings, for us.”

“But I can’t do without stuff! That will hurt me!” Fine. You can face a little discomfort now, or a lot later when everything you value is taken out. By a virus, or a jihad, or a nuclear warhead on a drone. Your choice.

If the airlines faced calamitous losses because We the People stopped flying, in token of authentic resistance to the national and international crimes being committed in our names and with our previously-granted approval (you did not materially contest the 2024 election, then, sorry, you own it);

If the media and AI companies were confronted with collapse because We the People shut down our devices and burst their world-takeover-plot bubble;

If money managers suddenly discovered that they had no money to manage, because We the People refused to give it to them until We had properly atoned for Our national sin, and ensured that Our money got used to prosper people and the planet they’re stuck on, not the self-anointed Worthy and their bulldoze-it-all sycophants;

Then the symptom that is Trump and his regime would be treated, surgically perfect and cat-quick.

And then We can all ask Ourselves how it is that We, through Our laziness and decadence and failure to care for anyone or anything but Our Sacred Selves, managed to get into this putrid mess. And then resolve to treat, not the symptoms, but the underlying disease.

How are you changing your travel plans this year?

Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba has no plans even to leave the island on which he lives unless it’s absolutely necessary. He dreams that the island will move for him – to Canada, to which it should have belonged in the first place. Given the destruction wreaked by the current national Emperor and his minions on the scientific enterprise in these Untied States, and the weaponization of what remains, he should refuse, not only to travel, but to work. Alas, he is a coward. He will exercise his bans on travel and other non-essential purposes, and hope that that is enough – despite knowing better. Personal delusion is a thing.


As he was writing this post, YFNA reflected on the expression “Ugly [sighAmerican” and the trope with which the expression is commonly associated.

He read, to his shameful surprise, that the “ugly American” of the 1958 book from which the expression came, a physically-unattractive engineer named “Homer Atkins”, was the hero of the story, a man who lived among the people in the foreign country in which the book was set, and came to understand and adopt their culture, and offer practical help. The villains were the ‘beautiful people’, the official, knighted representatives of The Land Of the Free who were aloof, disdainful, arrogant, ignorant of the country and its people whom they were sent to serve. Who, in their arrogant ignorance, handed the country to Our Nation’s enemies.

At this point, Dame Amoeba chimed in with a report from Hawaiʻi – a conquered foreign country – about a visitor who spent “the most miserable nine months of his life” there, being dissed and abused. Experiences about which YFNA and Dame Amoeba had been warned when they moved there, nearly 20 years ago now (“you’ll never see a white face” in the neighborhood in which they resided), but which did not happen to them … perhaps because, like ugly Homer Atkins, they went to serve, not to be served.

The book had a lasting, if imperfect, impact on the culture and diplomatic practices of the Untied States in North America and its citizens, leading to the formation of the Peace Corps and other initiatives that strove to present We the People, Abu Ghraib notwithstanding, as servants, not as tyrants.

Initiatives that Our Government has done everything in its power, since November 2024, to defund, disable, and dismantle. Handing those young men with their thick waistbands all the excuse they need, and everyone else incentive to withdraw their custom.

And no business survives without customers.

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Meme-ories 73 (Tin Soldier 1)

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Amoeba’s Lorica: River

A work of fiction. Standard disclaimers.


Jerry and Zeke Weaver, of Clan Cohasset, stood with their tutor, Sisyphus, by the banks of the stream that ran past their village, and on beyond to where it met the ocean at Cohasset Onenya. It had been a hard winter, and the stream, swollen from pounding rains on melting snow, ran fast and turbid and cold, chafing against the rocky ledges that held it, protesting, in its channel. The turbulent noise of what would be a mighty river if it could dominated the landscape, otherwise the cloudy gray-brown of a day of which the rushing water was the only sign of hoped-for springtime.

The boys shivered in their woolen togas, for it seemed that the stream forced blasts of damp cold straight through them. And yet they stayed and marveled, for they knew this stream best in the summer months, where it lay still, its water (when there was any) warm and brown and full of … things. “Where is all this water”, Jerry asked no one in particular, “when the sun is at its hottest and even the trees wilt, begging for a drop?”

Sisyphus, on hearing the question, looked quizzically at the boys for a few moments, then got their attention and led them to a place on the stream bank where the rocky ledge was nearly vertical. He pointed … and they saw that the ledge was scored in several places, as if the rushing water had gouged out scars in the rock. Some of the scars were smooth, as if time had worn off their edges, whereas others looked torn and angular, as if they had just been made. Several of the scars were well above where the water now ran.

Sisyphus cleared his throat, getting Jerry and Zeke’s attention. They looked up from the river, and saw their tutor with some rod-like thing in his right hand, something that had an orange-red color and that had one end flattened, the other drawn to a sharp point, the whole slightly more than a hand long, measured from wrist to the end of the middle finger. In his left hand, he held a rock of the same stuff as the river ledge. He scraped the point of the rod against the rock, and it left a mark … just like those in the riverbank ledge.

The boys, who were used to tools of wood and stone, fibers and bone, had never seen anything like this before. Zeke blurted out, “What is that, and where did you get it? Is it … from … Onenya?”

“It was made by the people of Onenya”, Sisyphus acknowledged, “but it was found at a place far from Onenya itself, where the risks were less. The Wise” (the class of Tutors in Clan Cohasset, among whom Sisyphus included himself) “have recovered and made use of what we could, including the devices that your family uses to produce these togas. Nature has reclaimed the rest.

“You now know what these marks are, and who made them”, he concluded, and then asked, “What are they for?”

The boys pondered a moment, and then Jerry, the elder, responded, “I can only guess that they show the highest level the water reaches, perhaps the highest level each year. And that the water, high as it is, is not the highest that it has been … I count at least five marks higher than where the water is now.”

Sisyphus nodded, then lectured. “Learn the larger lesson. Some years, the water in the river runs high at the end of winter, some years it runs low. The wise leader will measure the depth of the winter snow, the frequency of the rains in spring, and how high the river has run during the days in between, and will prepare the clan for summers with water, and summers without.”

“And now”, Zeke announced, “you will tell us why we cannot keep this water where we can use it to ease the summer drought, rather than letting it run away every year to where it does no one any good.”

“Tell you I will not,” Sisyphus responded, firmly but without rancor; he had learned how to deal with Zeke’s flashes of insight and the pre-adolescent insolence that arose from them. He turned away from the stream, skirted the border of the surrounding scrubby forest until he found a track, apparently little more than a deer trail, that headed upriver, and started down it, beckoning the boys to follow, which they did.

After an hour of bushwhacking, the trio emerged into a clearing, at the center of which was a pond of water, and at its margin nearest to where they stood, a dam of interwoven sapling trees, most of them newly felled, over which the water of the stream, leaving the pond, spilled noisily.

“Beavers!” Jerry exclaimed.

“Yes”, Sisyphus replied, “and they have been busy, more so than I anticipated. Either the clan’s hunters have been unable to catch these animals for their skins, or they have finally heeded my admonitions to leave this population alone, lest our summer water issues be worse than they are. This explains this year’s low stream level, and bodes better for summer water stores than the stream level forecasts. This is indeed good news.”

“Why can we not then do as the beavers do, but better?”, Zeke persisted.

In response, Sisyphus pushed through the brush to the end of the beaver dam, with Zeke and then Jerry hard on his heels. He found a spot covered with brush and reeds, pushed them aside with his hands to reveal a dark mass, then picked up a stout stick and rapped the mass. The striking produced a dull, heavy, immovable thump, as of heavy stone. He got each boy to look at and then touch the structure and its coarse, flat surface.

“The answer to your question, Zeke,” Sisyphus announced, “is, ‘we have’. You see and feel here what remains of a dam that the people of Onenya built on this spot, indeed emulating the beavers. In a sense, the beavers are now emulating us, they are using what’s left of Onenya’s labors to ease their own.

“If the people who built these dams had been content merely to copy the beavers, Onenya might still be habitable, not the forbidden place of poisons, traps, and contagions that it is now, and Clan Cohasset might still be living there. But the people of Onenya were not content. Always with them, it was ‘if a little is good, more must be better’. If a dam across a small stream is good, a dam across a mighty river miles wide is better. If a dam as tall as a tree is good, a dam taller than a hundred trees is better. The dams they built produced lakes a thousand, nay ten thousand, times larger than this little pond. The lakes had no fish in them, because the dams prevented them from getting into the lakes, but they had water. Well, they had water until the lakes behind the dams filled up with dirt, so there was no more water behind the dams than there had been in the rivers before the dams were built.

“A beaver spends much of its life energy keeping its little dam in repair. So it was with people and their massive works. But the people got tired of working that hard, and eventually lost interest in maintaining the dams. And the dams failed, either through neglect or heedless destruction, in war or rebellion against those who insisted that the work of repair be done. The people dependent on the dams died, as did those who had the ill fortune to live below the dams when they failed. And in the end, the people were no better off than they were before. In fact they were worse, for they had forgotten how to live in harmony with the land, and the land they had despised because it was in the way of their building was now their implacable enemy. Their implacable, and victorious, enemy.

“Learn the larger lesson. There are many dreams, and many people who will gladly profit from selling you a dream. They cannot be trusted. We cannot be trusted. Our lives are hard, and many of us die young, too young. But we have lives. The grand dreamers, the grand builders of Onenya do not. They are gone. All of them. We remain.”

Sisyphus stopped talking; the sudden silence was broken only by the rush of water through and over the beaver dam. For some minutes, none of the three moved or spoke. Then, finally, Sisyphus broke the silence, in a softer voice that brought them back to the present, a present of immediate, simple things that still could become too grievous to bear. “Sundown is approaching. We must return to the village before we are missed.”

In silence, the tutor and his pupils bushwhacked their way home.

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