Monthly Archives: September 2009

Hummus A Tune

Posted on September 29, 2009 by Amoeba

He: “Hey, this is good stuff. What is it?” She: “It’s hummus.” He: “No, love, speak boldly. I can’t understand you when you hum. What is this stuff?” She: “I told you. Hummus!” He: “Sweetheart, I’m overjoyed that you want … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: A Bug In the System

Posted on September 27, 2009 by Amoeba

“What you got there, dude?” “Flyer came in the mail. About flu season.” “And what are we supposed to be doing with flu season?” “Sprinkling it on your linguine.” “NOT.” “You may as well, dude. If you don’t, someone will … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Cable Fail

Posted on September 26, 2009 by Amoeba

“Hey, dude!” “Dude?” “Your internet real slow?” “Yeah. I told you not to put all those damned commercial widgets on your Payperblaug page. Now look what you’ve done!” “Dude, if I’m that powerful, how come I ain’t sending you out … Continue reading →

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