Monthly Archives: October 2009

Dude and Dude: And It's Only October

Posted on October 14, 2009 by Amoeba

“Du-UUUDE!! Are you nuts?!?” “Why do you ask, dude?” “Why do I ask, he says. The trade winds have died, dude. There’s not a breath of air anyplace. It’s flippin’ 90 degrees American. In the shade. Why in pluperfect hell … Continue reading →

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What Did They Say Was Circling?

Posted on October 12, 2009 by Amoeba

“Dude?” ” … zzzzuuhmglzzuhhWha …?” “What do you get when you go around in academic circles?” “Dizzy, dude. Especially when you can’t get no sleep.” “Sorry, dude. But you did look awful funny, with your nose pressed up against the … Continue reading →

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The Wrack Of The Dudes

Posted on October 11, 2009 by Amoeba

She: “What’cha working on?” He: “Sea lettuce.” She: “Where? And what are you doing eating at your desk anyway? Don’t I feed you enough?” He: “No, love, not ‘see lettuce, bring your glasses’. ‘Sea lettuce, bring your bathing suit.’ It’s … Continue reading →

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