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Dude and Dude Fly United
“We do not!!” “Yeah? You haven’t flown coach lately, have you, dude? ‘Intimate’ doesn’t begin to describe it.” “Ew. How much for first class?” “More than your payperblaug can afford, dude. It’s a crowded world. You want to breathe, you … Continue reading
Posted in humor, travel
Tagged airports, Apple computers, Bill Gates, Dude and Dude, funny dialogues, Microsoft, puns, Steve Jobs, wordplay
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Make Mine Coffee, Thanks
She: “What’s that swimming in your tea?” He: “The only thing swimming in my tea is tea. Which is how I’d like to keep it, please.” She: “I guess you don’t want to go camping with me then.” He: “Huh? … Continue reading
Posted in humor
Tagged anti-aging, camping, funny dialogues, gnats, he said-she said, puns, tea, wordplay
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Shower And Tell
She: “Now I need to take a shower.” He: “Nope, sorry, don’t think so.” She: “I thought you said you were going to bring it back!” He: “Everything’s right where it was. But you’re closing the curtain when you go … Continue reading
Posted in humor
Tagged funny dialogues, he said-she said, puns, shower, wordplay
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