Monthly Archives: May 2010

Dude and Dude: Self-Image

“Dude! What the hell happened to you?!? You look like you’ve been through a war!” “Not a war, dude. A theatre.” “Which theatre? Afghanistan?” “Friday Harbor.” “That don’t sound like it’s a war zone.” “Dude, willya stop bein’ a pain … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Paradise

“Dude! Is that a Hawai‘ian shirt?” “Dude.” “Kinda outa place here, ain’t it? And it looks real weird when you tuck it in.” “Can’t help that, dude. There, untucked is ventilation. Here, it’s refrigeration. And I can’t afford hypothermia. Docs … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Singin' 'n' Dancin'

“Hey dude!” “What?” “Get a load of OC!” “Dude. I congratulate you.” “Um … thanks, dude. But why?” “Because for once, you got it right. Twice, yet.” “Should I be worried about this?” “First. The way he’s chewin’ up the … Continue reading

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