Monthly Archives: January 2011

A Drop To … (Microfiction Monday #67)

Posted on January 23, 2011 by Amoeba

“Havin’ fun, dude? Sittin’ there wit’ yer Photoshop an’ yankin’ the colors outa pictures? I oughta have ya arrested.” “Fer what?” “Fer torturin’ pixels.” “Since when is that a crime, dude?” “Since the US Constitution, dude. No cruel and unusual … Continue reading →

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TSA Jack: Noise Pollution

Posted on January 23, 2011 by Amoeba

“OK everybody, here he comes. Ready? One, two, three … “HI, JACK!!” “Damitri, you are insubordinate!” “Am not. I’m in Seattle, same as you.” “Argh. Right. Who trained you?” “You did.” “And I might forgive myself for it, one day … Continue reading →

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The Fast Thing

Posted on January 20, 2011 by Amoeba

“Dude! What the hell are you doin’!?!” “What’s it look like, dude?” “Like trouble, dude, if’n y’d slow down long enough so’s I could see it. So like I said, what the …?” “I’m eatin’ an’ runnin’, dude, if you … Continue reading →

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