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Monthly Archives: September 2012
Dude and Dude: TANSTAAFA
“Dammit, dude!” “Dam what, dude? Ain’t ya heard ’bout all the money bein’ spent these days ta take dams away? An’ ya wanna put ’em back?” “Yeah. An’ when they’re pourin’ the concrete, I’m throwin’ this phone inta the middle … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, humor, satire
Tagged cell phone apps, Doom (video game), funny dialogues, TANSTAAFL
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Reg and Syd: Putting Your Mouth Where The Money Is
“A brown paper bag, Reg?” “Ah, yes, Syd. A purchase I just made in town. Makes my heart glad.” “Well, now I’m curi … Reginald!! You have one of the finest cellars in the Pacific Northwest! What in pluperfect hell … Continue reading
Posted in Reg and Syd, satire
Tagged alcohol sales, booze, profiteering, public education, school supplies, Washington ballot initiative 1183
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Dude and Dude: Fowl Morning
“Good morn …” “NOT!!!” “Je-heeez, dude! What the …” “What ingenious idiot said it’d be ok to keep chickens in this neighborhood?” “Chickens?” “Don’t tell me ya ain’t heard the crowin’?” “So yer hacked off ’bout the crows. Leave the … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, humor
Tagged chickens, crowing, dawn patrol, funny dialogues, puns, roosters, wordplay
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