Monthly Archives: September 2012

Dude and Dude: TANSTAAFA

“Dammit, dude!” “Dam what, dude? Ain’t ya heard ’bout all the money bein’ spent these days ta take dams away? An’ ya wanna put ’em back?” “Yeah. An’ when they’re pourin’ the concrete, I’m throwin’ this phone inta the middle … Continue reading

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Reg and Syd: Putting Your Mouth Where The Money Is

“A brown paper bag, Reg?” “Ah, yes, Syd. A purchase I just made in town. Makes my heart glad.” “Well, now I’m curi … Reginald!! You have one of the finest cellars in the Pacific Northwest! What in pluperfect hell … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Fowl Morning

“Good morn …” “NOT!!!” “Je-heeez, dude! What the …” “What ingenious idiot said it’d be ok to keep chickens in this neighborhood?” “Chickens?” “Don’t tell me ya ain’t heard the crowin’?” “So yer hacked off ’bout the crows. Leave the … Continue reading

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