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Christmas 2013: Day 4
Chief Elf: “More water damage reports?” Dispatcher: “‘Fraid so, sir. Pouring in from all over.” Chief Elf: “Pouring in?” Dispatcher: “Ugh. Sorry. But it fits. Pretty much anything delivered or fabricated here between July and October has been compromised to … Continue reading
Posted in Amoeba's Lorica, Holiday, humor, satire
Tagged anthropogenic global warming, Arctic Ocean melting, Christmas, funny dialogues, North Pole, Poland, Santa's workshop, South Pole
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Christmas 2013: Day 3
“Is … is that a smile, Master Screwtape?” “Why, yes it is, Wormsap. Does this concern you?” “Well, s-s-sir, if it’s directed at me, yes.” “Oh? And why would that be? Do I detect a guilty conscience?” “N-n-nothing more than … Continue reading
Posted in Holiday, humor, satire, Screwtape III
Tagged demons, funny dialogues, hell, smiling, UPS/FedEx Christmas delivery problems, War on Christmas
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Christmas 2013: Day 2
Rudolph: “Mr. C!! Glad to see you, sir … but, er, isn’t it your bedtime? What’re you doing in the stables with us?” Claus: “Going to be joining you and your teammates tonight, by your leave, Rudolph. Mrs. C. threw … Continue reading
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Tagged Christmas, funny dialogues, gay, ho, internet misinformation, Mrs. Claus, physics of Santa Claus, Santa Claus
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