Monthly Archives: July 2015

Screwtape The Third: WaterUnderworld

Posted on July 20, 2015 by Amoeba

“Wormsap?” “Yes, Master Screwtape?” “Am I correctly informed that you have the esteemed clientele of our Pacific Northwest subregion filling sandbags?” “You are, sir.” “All of them?!?” “It’s going to take a lot of sandbags to protect your jurisdiction of … Continue reading →

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Starship Train: Take Charge

Posted on July 18, 2015 by Amoeba

“Computer.” “Yes, Captain?” “Charge my communicator 100%, please.” “Fascinating, Captain. Ancient history studies?” “Well …” “Shall I summon a security detail?” “How about a detail from the canteen instead, with a whiskey and soda? I suppose it shouldn’t surprise me, … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Voghorns

Posted on July 8, 2015 by Amoeba

“Not happy, dude.” “Ya ain’t nevah been Happy, dude! If’n ya ain’t wantin’ ta be Dude no more, that gives ya, like, only six more choices. I vote fer Dopey.” “Not since ya smoked tha last a our stash, dude!” … Continue reading →

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