Monthly Archives: April 2017

Amoeba’s Lorica: The Unbearable Lightness of Hawaiian Sushi Wrapper

Posted on April 9, 2017 by Amoeba

Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba, as of this writing, has found no evidence that the Hawaiian Islands grow even a single tassel of rice, has found no evidence that Hawaiians, prior to European contact, knew of rice or any other grain. … Continue reading →

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Starship Train: Emocracy

Posted on April 2, 2017 by Amoeba

“Computer.” “Yes, Captain?” “Tea. Long Island. And don’t skimp.” “That will max out your grog ration for this stardate.” “Yes, mother. As if I didn’t know you’d report me to Starfleet if I tried to sneak more. As if I … Continue reading →

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