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He and She: You Know You Need A Vacay When …
Early one weekday morning in Hawai‘i … He: “Good morning, love.” She (still asleep): “Aaaagh! Nooooo!!” He: “Good morning, love!” She: “Stay away! Or I’ll use the catnip!” He: “Woof! Woof!” She (finally waking up): “Wha … dogs!” He: “What … Continue reading
Posted in he said-she said, humor
Tagged classrooms, funny dialogues, monster toddlers, poisoned water, puns, weird dreams, wordplay
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