Monthly Archives: December 2017

He and She: You Know You Need A Vacay When …

Posted on December 20, 2017 by Amoeba

Early one weekday morning in Hawai‘i … He: “Good morning, love.” She (still asleep): “Aaaagh! Nooooo!!” He: “Good morning, love!” She: “Stay away! Or I’ll use the catnip!” He: “Woof! Woof!” She (finally waking up): “Wha … dogs!” He: “What … Continue reading →

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Starship Train: Cop-it-ulation

Posted on December 17, 2017 by Amoeba

Science Officer Srock: “Fascinating.” Ship’s Physician Bonehead: “You can say that again.” Srock: “Very well, Doctor. Fasc…” Bonehead, Captain Kirkland: “STOP!!” Bonehead: “Must you always be so literal?” Srock: “Surely, by now, Doctor, you understand that mine is not a … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Joseph’s Dream (Recalculated For This Meridian)

Posted on December 10, 2017 by Amoeba

Apparently, in the desperate search of the Christian churches to find something, anything new to say about the canonical tropes of the Advent season, it has occurred to somebody in the homiletics business to have peeps behind pulpits recount the … Continue reading →

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