Monthly Archives: February 2018

Screwtape The Third: The Hall of Crusades

Posted on February 25, 2018 by Amoeba

“Owww!!! Bless your ass, Wormsap!!” “Y-y-y-y-yessir, Master Screwtape?” “What in pluperfect [ptui!] heaven are all these soapboxes lying around here for?!?” “T-t-t-they’re e-e-essential materials, sir!” “For what?” “For the new Hall of Crusades the construction demons are building. In honor … Continue reading →

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He and She: Cyberia

Posted on February 19, 2018 by Amoeba

She: “AARRRRRGGGGHHH!!! I hate this phone!” He: “Again?” She: “Yet and still!” He: “So what did it do this time?” She: “What it always does!” He: “Explain.” She: “Specify.” He: “What did you ask for, and what did it do … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Floundering Around

Posted on February 11, 2018 by Amoeba

“Dude! OC wants me to do what?!?” “He wants ya ta help him out, dude.” “By standin’ here posin’ like some idiot statue, holdin’ a flatfish like a torch?” “Count yer blessin’s, dude. He coulda had ya wearin’ ’em like … Continue reading →

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