Monthly Archives: April 2018

Amoeba’s Lorica: Smoke Scream

Posted on April 10, 2018 by Amoeba

Wednesday morning, 3 AM. The phone beeps. Hotel Desk Clerk: “[yawn!] Front desk. How may I help you?” Hotel Guest: “You can help me by sending someone up here and taking this sign out of my room.” HDC: “Sir?” HG: … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Meet the New Heart, Same As the Old Heart

Posted on April 7, 2018 by Amoeba

At the church that Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba attends (“But, but …” Shhh! Another time, yeah?), the theme for the Sunday service (8 April 2018) is conveyed by a single verse out of the Christian Bible. In which “the priest/prophet … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Second-ary

Posted on April 1, 2018 by Amoeba

“OK, dude, what is that?” “White, dude.” “[facepalm] Tha thing, dude. What’s tha thing?” “It’s an orchid.” “Sup at this hour a tha night? How can she see anything?” “‘She?’” “Yeah, dude, she. ‘Cause if’n it’s a white guy, it’s … Continue reading →

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