In which Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba remembers how We the People laughed, when rumors surfaced about what the 40th President of the United States brought with him to the porcelain throne room. He can only speculate about what subsequent Presidents have chosen for their privy reading material. He refuses to speculate about which Presidents have chosen to have their reading material served to them in Twitter-sized bites, lest they confuse the paper of book pages for the paper used for sanitary purposes.
