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Monthly Archives: February 2019
He and She: Crabby
She: “So, how did you like your lunch?” He: “Wonderfully crabby.” She: “Right. I’d complain about that crack if the crab salad hadn’t made me crabby.” He: “Hm?” She: “I pressed the crab in that can as hard as I … Continue reading
Posted in food, He and She, humor
Tagged crabapples, crabmeat, funny dialogues, hawaiian pidgin, puns, Tom Terrific, tourist season, wordplay
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Dude and Dude: The Lost Cause, Hawaiian Style
“A world premiere, dude?” “Tha’s whut it sez, yeah?” “Wit’ OC playin’ in it?!?” “Guess him an’ his trumpet ‘re comin’ up in tha world.” “Yeauh huh. S’long as ya don’ listen too close, dude. Hope he don’ ruin it … Continue reading
He and She: Ought Notic
He: “So what did the physicians tell you?” She: “That it was high time that I stopped hacking.” He: “Holding out on me again, huh? Black hat or white hat?” She: “White gown. Or maybe white shroud if I had … Continue reading
Posted in He and She, health, humor
Tagged antibiotic, auntie and uncle, common cold, drama queen, funny dialogues, hacking, puns, wordplay
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