Monthly Archives: March 2019

Amoeba’s Lorica: We Have Met the Enemy …

Posted on March 19, 2019 by Amoeba

Amoeba: “AAAAAAAARRRRggghhhh!!!” Adama: “You rang?” Amoeba: “…. whut?” Adama: “I said, ‘You rang?’” Amoeba: “No, I did not ring. I screamed!” Adama: “Chocolate, vanilla, or neapolitan?” Amoeba: “Mint moose tracks. You been talking with Quilly or something? Who, what, and … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Hard Service

Posted on March 10, 2019 by Amoeba

Tale no. 4 in the Selective Service series. To read the earlier stories, visit this page. 140722, usually addressed as “14” or by any of a large number of crude epithets, sat on a bench in the gladiator’s locker room, … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Balms Away

Posted on March 3, 2019 by Amoeba

“What’cha got there, dude?” “Nice cuppa tea, dude. Want some?” “Yeah maybe. Smells kinda weird, yeah? A’most like ya tried ta put some lemon innit but didn’t have enuff. An’ tha rest a it smells kinda, like, weedy. But not … Continue reading →

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