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Kris an’ Murphy: (4th) Down On Luck
Kris: “So, Murphy, did you hear the news?” Murphy: “Not if I can help it. If it’s ‘news’, it’s toxic, and if it’s not toxic, it’s not news.” Kris: “Then you missed it. Indianapolis is out of luck.” Murphy: “What? … Continue reading
He and She: Doughnutty
She: “And you’ll be glad to know that, while you were showering and dressing for the conference that you’re driving to this morning, I got your breakfast ready for you.” He: “Great. Because by the time I get there, I’m … Continue reading
Posted in food, He and She, humor
Tagged breakfast, controlled substances, funny dialogues, malasada, pessimists, puns, wordplay
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Dude and Dude: Chaired
“Marco!“ “Polo!” “Parko!” “… whut?” “As in ‘park it’ so’s I c’n talk wit’ ya, dude.” “Yeah? What ‘ bout? It’s late. Dude needs his beauty sleep, yeah?” “Seriously, dude? I gotta tell ya, ya c’ld do tha Rip van … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, humor, music
Tagged funny dialogues, puns, retirement, rocking chair, wordplay
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