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Monthly Archives: September 2019
He and She: Concert Preparation
She: “All set for the gig this evening?” He: “Well, the horns are cleaned and ready, the music’s in order, I have a stand …” She: “You’re taking a stand?” He: “Of course. Taking a stand will do me some … Continue reading
Posted in He and She, humor, music
Tagged chicken, Chicken Dance, funny dialogues, Oktoberfest, puns, wordplay
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Amoeba’s Lorica: Out of the Mouths of Babies
Does anybody know of a place that does trick-or-treating for adults? I’m looking for a place that hands out tacos and margaritas. – Facebook post Boy, age 10: “Dad?” His father: “Yes, son?” Son: “What’s an adult?” Father: “Someone that … Continue reading
Posted in Amoeba's Lorica, humor, satire, We the People
Tagged adult, adulterated, funny dialogues, pornography, puns, soldiering, subtractdult, voting, wordplay
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He and She: Stoner Sea
He: “Tell me you weren’t planning to go to the beach today.” She: “OK. ‘I’m not planning to go to the beach today.’ Now tell me why?“ He: “Because you might get busted.” She: “Yes, dear. There is a reason … Continue reading
Posted in Hawai'i, He and She, humor
Tagged crabs, funny dialogues, high surf warnings, puns, stoner puns, wordplay
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