He: “Tell me you weren’t planning to go to the beach today.”
She: “OK. ‘I’m not planning to go to the beach today.’ Now tell me why?“
He: “Because you might get busted.”
She: “Yes, dear. There is a reason why I try to stay away from the breaking waves.”
He: “Good move. But it won’t be enough.”
She: “Why not?”
He: “Because the whole ocean’s stoned!”
She: “Don’t you mean that it rocks?“
He: “Not exactly …”
She: “I don’t get it, then. With all the rocks in the water? Especially around the Big Island of Hawai‘i, where we live?”
He: “Yes, love, we live on a rocky shore. Which will surely stone you if it gets half a chance. But it’s worse than that.”
She: “Yee – esss?”
He: “Didn’t you hear? The authorities have posted high surf warnings!“
She: “[…] So, according to you, the ocean is smokin’. It’s made a bad lifestyle choice today, and therefore we should all stay away?”
He: “Yes, that was what I was thinking.”
She: “Then how come you go anywhere near it on any day?!?”
He: “It isn’t always high …”
She: “It’s got crabs, doesn’t it?!? Speaking of bad lifestyle choices. Not to mention bad hygiene. You just be careful what you bring home, you hear me? Lecture me about staying off the beach …”
You be very careful what kind of crabs you bring home if you want a home to come to.
Dungeness?
Odd as it may seem, that will get you released from the dungeon.
There are girl Dungeons?
Keep it up, you’re going from sea bed to not see bed.
LOL. Also groan.
You guys are masters at all things pun.
[Singing] We have groan, yes, we have groan …