Monthly Archives: March 2020

Dude and Dude: This Is Not The Fund You’re Lookin’ For

Posted on March 14, 2020 by Amoeba

“So I wuz watchin’ this chick, dude …” “What wit’, dude? Binoculars?” “I don’ …” “So she couldn’ smell ya an’ run off screamin’?” “Riiight, dude. Go ‘head, try it yer way an’ have her run off screamin’ that yer … Continue reading →

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Starship Train: Buggy Whip

Posted on March 11, 2020 by Amoeba

Kirkland: “The away team has returned with a delegation from Gamma Jakobi?” Solu: “Yes, sir, they’re touring the Boobyprize now.” Bones: “The horse-and-buggy planet sent a delegation?” Srock: “Yes, Doctor, they did. Who is in it, Mr Solu?” Solu: “There are two of them. … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: The News That Cried “Plague!”

Posted on March 8, 2020 by Amoeba

There once was a broadcast news executive who was bored as he sat in his penthouse at the top of the skyscraper, watching the world go by. Bored, and a little nervous – for the people down below were ignoring … Continue reading →

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