Monthly Archives: December 2020

Kris an’ Murphy: Preemptive Exit

Posted on December 20, 2020 by Amoeba

Kris: “Merry Christmas, Murphy. Still got your job?” Murphy: “No.” Kris: “What?!? What the [deleted] happened?? I haven’t seen any departmental closure or dismissal notices, and the furloughs are only a threat, against which the union is screaming. And rightly … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Hallmark

Posted on December 14, 2020 by Amoeba

Over on the Magic Zuckerberg Profit and Lawsuit Generator, Quilly (Dame Amoeba) related yet another heartwarming tale of Hawaiian native wildlife and how to cope with it (on this occasion, Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba used his fist instead of shoes), … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Un-complementary Plantings

Posted on December 10, 2020 by Amoeba

“Thanks for coming out and looking over my orchard, Clem. I’m tearing my hair out here.” “Sorry, Fred, couldn’t tell.” “Why, thank y …” “You didn’t have no hair to pull out nohow.” “[…]” “Amirite?” “You’re also old enough to … Continue reading →

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