Monthly Archives: July 2023

Amoeba’s Lorica: SETIback

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away … maybe. (No, not that galaxy.) Avaan Fundebinder strode purposefully onto the auditorium stage of the Galactic Center to Search for ExtraTelemanny Intelligence (GC-SETI), to a storm of applause from … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Parimutuel Entertainment

Fran Drescher is the president of the actor’s union. In a fiery speech Thursday, she told the studios, “You cannot exist without us!” – News item Nor should they. Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba reads that the actors in Hollywood have … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Meme-ories 45 (Still Pwned After All These Years)

It is written, there shall be no human habitation that is exempt from possession by a cat, unless a dog is present and unapproachable; and if a suitable habitation be without a cat, one shall promptly be supplied. It’s been … Continue reading

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