Amoeba’s Lorica: Diabolical Lexicographer (Business)

BUSINESSn. Machine for making money, the survival of which depends on its ability to tell its customers “Yes” even when they are wrong, and its employees “No” even when they are correct.

SUPERHERO: Product of a business. The survival of the product, and the business that produces it, depends on its ability to confirm to its customers, and the society of which they are a part, that “Yes, you can ignore the laws of physics, which are depressing, and defund the scientists who have discovered them, who are killjoys.” See ROBERT F. KENNEDY JR.

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