Author Archives: Amoeba

Dude and Dude: More East

Posted on April 19, 2025 by Amoeba

“Time ta call it a night, dude, headed fer my room. See ya in tha mornin’.” “Kay, dude.” “Y’ll be sackin’ out yerself soon, yeah?” “Mebbe.” “Maybe? Whatsamatta? Sumthin’ eatin‘ at ya?” “Nah. Though now that ya mention it, I am kinda hungry. But … Continue reading →

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He and She: Bos(s)ing the Boats Around

Posted on March 27, 2025 by Amoeba

He and She had a mission to the mainland,  and were sitting at the ferry terminal hoping that the boat would get them off the island ahead of the scheduled power outage and unscheduled thunderstorm … She: “Don’t tell me … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Diabolical Lexicographer (Self-Esteem)

Posted on March 21, 2025 by Amoeba

SELF-ESTEEM, n. Self-idolization, self-deification, self-worship. Exaltation of the ‘sacred I’ in disregard, nay defiance, of the fact that We are clay, from which We are created and to which We shall return, having contributed to it the stench of our … Continue reading →

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