Author Archives: Amoeba

Dude and Dude: Schadenbow

Posted on September 22, 2024 by Amoeba

“Dude?” “Yeah?” “What tha forecast?” “Here? At this time a year? Ya know it well’s I do. ‘Dark. Continued mostly dark tonight …” “‘… wit’ widely scattered light in tha mornin’. That’s old, dude.” “Sue me. An’ it’s gonna get a whole lot … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Academic Email Signature

Posted on August 27, 2024 by Amoeba

A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest. – Paul Simon Name: Y. F. N. Amoeba Title: Senior Wheel Reinventor Pronouns: Yes. Also pro verbs. Department: Redundancy Department Institution: Dawg University Address: 1 Academic Circle   … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Reading the Libel

Posted on August 11, 2024 by Amoeba

” … dude?” “Yeah?” “… oww …” “Pain?” “Yeah.” “Where’s it hurt?” “… yeah …” “An’ ya come whinin’ at me. Dunno why. Seems like it’s what ya get fer usin’ them Windows so-called computers alla these years.” “Du-UU … … Continue reading →

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