Category Archives: critters

The Taming of He and She

Posted on December 13, 2021 by Amoeba

He: “‘It’s a dog’s life‘, huh?” She: “That’s what they say.” He: “Who’s they?” She: “Not going there.” He: “Riiight. So how long has this cat been curled up in this chair? On thirteen seat cushions?” She: “Three. And for at … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: A Lizard's Tale

Posted on September 30, 2007 by Amoeba

“Dude!!” “Now what?” “Look! Up on the wall! It’s a bird! It’s a plane …” “It’s a lizard, dude. Hemidactylus frenatus, to be precise.” “Hemidacta-hoo-a-huh-a-what?” “That’s gecko to you, dude.” “They’re selling car insurance in our apartment?!?” “Not that gecko, … Continue reading →

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