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Dude and Dude Get Real

“[…] uh, dude?” “Whut?” “Do I wanna know whut yer tryin’ ta feed me here?” “Fish?” “Inna bread bag? That tale’s kinda fishy.” “So would tha head an’ tha rest a it. Now tell me yer grateful it ain’t.” “Grateful … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Stash

“So, dude, how’s yer stash?” “An’ yer aksin’ fer why? How long we been doin’ this?” “Ah, awhile now …” “An’ ya still ain’t figgered out that I don’t do needles? Sewin’ ‘r othawise? Glad ta know I’m worth nuthin‘ ta ya, dude. Thanks a pantload. An’ as … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Auld Lang Syne Wave

“… uh, dude?” “Yeah, dude? Anʻ whyʻre ya whisperin’?” “ʻCuz Iʻm tryin’ ta be real quiet, like it sez over there. Don’ wanna make no noise. Don’ wanna start no trouble. Yeah?” “[…] Riiight. Whoʻre you an’ what’ve ya done … Continue reading

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