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Category Archives: food
He and She: Doughnutty
She: “And you’ll be glad to know that, while you were showering and dressing for the conference that you’re driving to this morning, I got your breakfast ready for you.” He: “Great. Because by the time I get there, I’m … Continue reading
Posted in food, He and She, humor
Tagged breakfast, controlled substances, funny dialogues, malasada, pessimists, puns, wordplay
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Dude and Dude: Balms Away
“What’cha got there, dude?” “Nice cuppa tea, dude. Want some?” “Yeah maybe. Smells kinda weird, yeah? A’most like ya tried ta put some lemon innit but didn’t have enuff. An’ tha rest a it smells kinda, like, weedy. But not … Continue reading
He and She: Crabby
She: “So, how did you like your lunch?” He: “Wonderfully crabby.” She: “Right. I’d complain about that crack if the crab salad hadn’t made me crabby.” He: “Hm?” She: “I pressed the crab in that can as hard as I … Continue reading
Posted in food, He and She, humor
Tagged crabapples, crabmeat, funny dialogues, hawaiian pidgin, puns, Tom Terrific, tourist season, wordplay
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