Category Archives: Hawai’i

Dude and Dude: Voghorns

Posted on July 8, 2015 by Amoeba

“Not happy, dude.” “Ya ain’t nevah been Happy, dude! If’n ya ain’t wantin’ ta be Dude no more, that gives ya, like, only six more choices. I vote fer Dopey.” “Not since ya smoked tha last a our stash, dude!” … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Patter

Posted on January 25, 2015 by Amoeba

So, Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba has been asked to provide half an hour’s worth of entertainment during a fundraiser for the local chapter of the Visitor Aloha Society of Hawai‘i – Good Samaritans, island style. YFNA reckons that half an … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Surf Breakin’

Posted on January 22, 2015 by Amoeba

“Yo. Dude.” “Yeah?” “What’s, like, this roarin’ sound? We got, like, tha whole Air Force circlin’ tha island tanight?” “It’s tha surf, dude.” “That loud?!? Not cool, dude. It’ll break!” “Duh …” “No duh, dude! If’n ya c’n hear tha … Continue reading →

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