Category Archives: Hawai’i

Dude and Dude: Furlough Confusion

“Dude?” “Yeah?” “I don’t get it.” “You called me over for that? I thought you wanted to talk about something new.” “I don’t get it, dude, but I can pass it on to you. Here. Let me sneeze in your … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Furloughs R Us

“Hey, dude! How come everybody’s so grumpy today?” “A lot of ’em got the day off, dude.” “They do? And this is bad how?” “Without pay, dude. Kinda wipes the aloha right off of ‘aloha friday’. And a lot of … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: And It's Only October

“Du-UUUDE!! Are you nuts?!?” “Why do you ask, dude?” “Why do I ask, he says. The trade winds have died, dude. There’s not a breath of air anyplace. It’s flippin’ 90 degrees American. In the shade. Why in pluperfect hell … Continue reading

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