Category Archives: Hawai’i

Dude and Dude: Pell-Mell

“What you got there, dude?” “A letter from the state governor, dude.” “Since when is the governor writing you letters, dude? You holdin’ out on me or somethin’?” “Not that kind of letter, dude. A form letter. Wants me to … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Hawaii 5-0

“Dude!” “What?” “Did you know?” “You mean, like, biblically?” “In your dreams, dude. Baseball player had your batting average, they’d ban him for life. Take away his bat and everything. I mean, like, chronologically.” “Next time I see you being … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Colorful Destinations

“Hey dude!” “Y’know somethin’, dude?” “Everybody knows somethin’, dude!” “Yeah. Like, I know how quiet and peaceful it used to be ’round here. Who woke you up, and why?” “So you don’t want to know about Mr. Quilly getting spammed.” … Continue reading

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