Category Archives: He and She

He and She: Just Another Day of the Weak

Posted on February 2, 2023 by Amoeba

She: “Today is Wednesday, correct?” He: “All day.” She: “Wed-nes-day?” He: “Same rules of pronunciation used to say ‘Worcester’.” She: “What rules?” He: “Don’t get me started. The names of the days of the week have never made any sense. Why should they start … Continue reading →

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He and She: A Nice Hawaiian Shirt

Posted on January 8, 2023 by Amoeba

She: “Honey?” He: “Yes, m’love?” She: “How’d you like a nice Hawaiian shirt?” He: “Su … uuh, where are you going with this?” She: “To my sewing room. Where did you think I was going with that? Don’t you like the shirts that I … Continue reading →

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Vanity of Vanities (The Dude and Dude 2022 Year In Rear View)

Posted on December 29, 2022 by Amoeba

“Dude?” “Whut?” “Nah, that’s my line, ya can’t have it. Dude, we couldn’t afford Ikea, nevah mind boards an’ cinda blocks, befoah tha inflation! Where da hell’re we gettin’ this flash vanity yer talkin’ ’bout, ha? An’ what’re we saposed … Continue reading →

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