Category Archives: Holiday

Starship Train: Six Stardates Shall You Labor

Posted on September 5, 2016 by Amoeba

“Computer!” “Yes, Captain?” “Status report, ship’s complement. Verbal synopsis.” “98.7% of predicted efficiency, Captain. Negative deviation from norm due to a single crewmember, a yeoman in Engineering, whose productivity measures dipped over the past several stardates for reasons that could … Continue reading →

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Christmas 2014

Posted on December 25, 2014 by Amoeba

**The Dudes** “Happy holidays, dude!” “Wuss.” “… whut?” “Yer a wuss, dude! What happened ta Christmas?” “Whaddaya think happened ta it, dude? How many years ya been lecturin’ me ’bout how come ya don’t wanna marry no 2,000 year old … Continue reading →

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Christmas 2013: Day 12

Posted on January 5, 2014 by Amoeba

“Computer.” “Yes, Captain?” “Status, please, on those members of the crew that have been participating in Terran winter solstice celebrations.” “Working. All holiday-related shore leaves have ended, and the affected crew members have returned to the vessel. All seasonal decorations … Continue reading →

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