Category Archives: humor

Amoeba’s Lorica: Diabolical Lexicographer (Friend)

Posted on July 31, 2022 by Amoeba

FRIEND, n. Fiend, misspelled and misinterpreted, usually until well after it is too late. FRIENDSHIP: toxic contract in which it is agreed that one or more existential but personally inconvenient facts are to be ignored, nay actively denied, for the … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Baked-in Circuits

Posted on July 24, 2022 by Amoeba

“Dude?” “Whut?” “Whut’re ya doin’ up this early? Itʻs barely light, an’ I can still hear more birds than cars.” “Iʻm hungry, dude. Tryin’ ta cook breakfast.” “ʻKay, dude, but don’tcha wanna be, like, awake afore ya start messin’ wit’ kitchen stuff?” “Tha’s … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Balancing Ack

Posted on July 9, 2022 by Amoeba

Dude walks into his pad one fine morning, after a stroll (where else) on the beach, to find &Dude sitting in a chair, when he expected him to be, er, somewhere else … “Dude! Wtf? What’re you doin’ here?” “I, … Continue reading →

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