Category Archives: language

The Wrack Of The Dudes

Posted on October 11, 2009 by Amoeba

She: “What’cha working on?” He: “Sea lettuce.” She: “Where? And what are you doing eating at your desk anyway? Don’t I feed you enough?” He: “No, love, not ‘see lettuce, bring your glasses’. ‘Sea lettuce, bring your bathing suit.’ It’s … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Drip Dry

Posted on October 2, 2009 by Amoeba

“Dude! What the hell are you banging away at now?” “Well, dude, since the water’s out in the house anyway, I figured it was time to fix the faucet in the bathroom that’s been bugging you.” “Y’mean the drippy Chinese … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Keyboard Hero

Posted on October 1, 2009 by Amoeba

“A leotard, dude?!?” “It’s my costume, dude. Or part of it anyway, I’m not finished with it yet.” “You’d better finish it soon, dude, before it finishes you. I’ve seen tourniquets that were looser.” “But, dude, I have to look … Continue reading →

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