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Hummus A Tune

He: “Hey, this is good stuff. What is it?” She: “It’s hummus.” He: “No, love, speak boldly. I can’t understand you when you hum. What is this stuff?” She: “I told you. Hummus!” He: “Sweetheart, I’m overjoyed that you want … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Ain't Misbehavin'

“Hey dude!” “What?” “I need to go to the store. You got any …?” “No, dude, I ain’t.” “You don’t look like one to me.” “One what?” “An ain’t. Whatever an ain’t is. You look to me like a standard … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Post Ante

“Dude, dude! C’mere! Ya gotta help me!” “(Yawn) What now, dude? It’s nearly midnight.” “That’s just it, dude! Our fans are waiting! We need a post.” “You’re just starting now?” “Yeah, dude, but …” “Then you don’t need a post, … Continue reading

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