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He and She: Negated Negative

Posted on March 1, 2021 by Amoeba

He: “Um … sweetheart?” She: “Yes, love?” He: “Did you bring the dog?” She: “The … dog?” He: “You know, the dog. Say ‘yes’.” She: “What dog?” He: “The cat then.” She: “I’ve been asking for a cat or a … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude Do a Thing for Christmas

Posted on December 22, 2019 by Amoeba

“Merry Christmas, dude.” “Dammit, dude!” “… whut?” “How many Christmases I gotta tell ya? I ain’t marryin’ no chick what only shows up like once a year!” “That’s, like, once more than yer gettin’ now, dude.” “[…] Dude?” “Yeah?” “I … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Pidginholed

Posted on November 7, 2019 by Amoeba

“Dude?” “Yeah?” “Wtf are ya doin’?” “What ya told me ta do, dude! What’s it look like I’m doin’?” “Makin’ out like yer an idiot?” “At least I’m makin’ out like somehow. Unlike certain dudes a my acquaintance. An’ who’s … Continue reading →

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