Category Archives: language

Amoeba’s Lorica: It’s Dead, Amoeba

Posted on November 13, 2013 by Amoeba

Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba has been tearing his hair out recently because of … What was that? Amoebae don’t have hair? How do you know? You been watching any of us shave lately? Got news for you. You’ve been sharing … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Late One Fine Evening …

Posted on July 11, 2012 by Amoeba

“Yikes! Dude, are we like payin’ or collectin’?” “Wha …” “The fines, dude! Like it says up there. Are we shellin’ out, and if so, wha’d we do?!?” “Dude, I dunno.” “C’mon, dude, ya gotta gimme somethin’ here.” “Dude, it’s … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Doin’ The Math With Attitude

Posted on June 18, 2012 by Amoeba

“So whaddaya think, dude? Is it a coincidence?” “Dunno, dude. What kinda ‘tude we talkin’ ’bout here?” “Nose up?” “Not too much, dude. She’ll stall.” “Dude. Y’wanna mess ’round wi’ that kinda attitude, y’wanna get yerself some altitude first.” “Y’mean … Continue reading →

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