Category Archives: Screwtape III

Screwtape The Third: H.E.L.L.’s Greatest Invention

“Wormsap!!” “Yes, Master Screwtape?” “We invented science?!?” “Oh. That. You’ve heard about our Georgia congressman, then.” “I thought they were all ours!” “In your nightmares, sir. We do all we can, and lately we have been doing rather well, but … Continue reading

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Screwtape The Third: 28th Amendment

“So what we have here is a proposal to change the salary structure for elected officials of the United States, topside, made by a person who can’t spell ‘we’?” “Diabolical, isn’t it, Master Screwtape?” “Indeed, Wormsap, and entirely appropriate for … Continue reading

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Screwtape The Third: The Pursuit of Happiness

My Dear Wormsap: Thank you for the report on your activities topside as a Client Services Agent (CSA), which I have just received and read. Do not take this assignment as a demotion – at least, not yet. All of … Continue reading

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