Category Archives: Screwtape III

Tax Day

Dude and Dude “So, dude, this dude walks up to me an’ asks ‘Have you filed yet?’” “An’ you said …?” “I said, like, ‘What, dude? Have I broken a fingernail or somethin’?’” “Du-uuude!” “Funny, he said somethin’ like that. … Continue reading

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Screwtape The Third: Computing R Us

“Wormsap, you’re looking positively diabolical. What’s up?” “Well, sir, it is that most devilish time of year.” “Yes, yes. All those devout, sanctimonious Christians raging on about how eggs are really Lucifer’s testicles [snort!], and they can’t even figure out … Continue reading

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Screwtape The Third: Bore Dumb

“What’s so funny, Wormsap?” “Sorry, Master Screwtape. I just got out of today’s indoctrination session for the newbies, and one fellow in particular was particularly amusing.” “Hmm?” “Well, sir, you know how these topsiders are always trying to figure out … Continue reading

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