Category Archives: sports

Screwtape III: Damn Patriots

Posted on February 3, 2019 by Amoeba

“WOOOOOORMSAP!!!“ “Y-y-y-yes, Master Screwtape?” “Get your fetlocks in here! I need you to tell me how I’m going to pull off this latest directive!” “A L-L-L-L-Lucifer Directive, sir?!?” “Number 20q90r7q4r054666 … um, damn! 20q90r7q4r054616! Who else around here gets to … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Instant Classic

Posted on January 31, 2015 by Amoeba

Meanwhile – because of the way We the People (including Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba) spend our time and money, economists are seriously arguing whether it is worth society’s while to educate any of its children except the scions of the … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Merry Super Christmas

Posted on June 5, 2014 by Amoeba

“Wow, dude! Didya hear tha news?” “Dunno, dude. I’d kinda rather see nudes, dig? Hearin’ ’em’s, like, ineffectual, yeah?” “News, dude, news. Get yer mind outa tha gutter.” “Same as you, dude, I been seein’ what y’ve been playin’ on … Continue reading →

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