Category Archives: Starship Train

Starship Train: Cop-it-ulation

Posted on December 17, 2017 by Amoeba

Science Officer Srock: “Fascinating.” Ship’s Physician Bonehead: “You can say that again.” Srock: “Very well, Doctor. Fasc…” Bonehead, Captain Kirkland: “STOP!!” Bonehead: “Must you always be so literal?” Srock: “Surely, by now, Doctor, you understand that mine is not a … Continue reading →

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Starship Train: Emocracy

Posted on April 2, 2017 by Amoeba

“Computer.” “Yes, Captain?” “Tea. Long Island. And don’t skimp.” “That will max out your grog ration for this stardate.” “Yes, mother. As if I didn’t know you’d report me to Starfleet if I tried to sneak more. As if I … Continue reading →

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Starship Train: Six Stardates Shall You Labor

Posted on September 5, 2016 by Amoeba

“Computer!” “Yes, Captain?” “Status report, ship’s complement. Verbal synopsis.” “98.7% of predicted efficiency, Captain. Negative deviation from norm due to a single crewmember, a yeoman in Engineering, whose productivity measures dipped over the past several stardates for reasons that could … Continue reading →

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