Category Archives: TSA Jack

Christmas 2013: Day 10

“Happy New Year, Jack!” “Happy New Year to you too, Miguel. We ready for the last big herd of Christmas cattle … um, Christmas season airline travelers?” “Tell ya what, Jack. We’re all really looking forward to having some easy … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Cellphone!

“Dude! There y’are, dammit! I’ve been textin’ ya fer like the last ten minutes! Why didn’t ya answer?” “No phone, dude.” “Again?!? Jeez, dude, can’t ya take care a nothin’? Where’d ya lose it this time?” “Didn’t lose it, dude. … Continue reading

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Mind Meld Madness

The Dudes “Oh wow, dude, didya see this?!?” “See what?” “An honest ta God mind meld, dude! Just like on Star Trek!” “Not.” “Fact. Look, there are two dudes each in his own room. The one dude thinks about shootin’ … Continue reading

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