Amoeba’s Lorica: To Move Fast and Break Glass

Trump suggests he’ll use the military on ‘the enemy from within’ the U.S. if he’s reelected – News item


TRUMP (formerly WASHINGTON), DC (API*): At a mass rally at the Trump (formerly Kennedy) Center for the Performing Arts, the President Ruler of the United States of America, Donald Trump, unveiled uniforms for the Domestic Security Forces, the military units created by “the great” people at the Department of the Military (the re-titled fusion of the former Departments of Defense, Homeland Security, and Justice) for deployment within the nation’s borders.

“Wear these uniforms with pride”, the President Ruler shouted at the end of a rambling speech about imminent threats to the nation and the new Department’s mission to find and destroy them. “Do your part! Send those filthy immigrants back where they belong! Shut down m… our nation’s enemies and make this country great again!” He shot out his right hand. “Make it great!” he bellowed. The crowd, in ecstasy at being permitted to share in their Leader’s driving energy, shouted back “Make it great!” Twice more the call and response rocked the Trump Center’s grounds

Both before and after the rally, Department of the Military officials were seen making close inspections of the three main Trump Center theaters and surrounding infrastructure. One of them spoke to us, on condition of anonymity. “We need places“, he reported, “for the Legislature to conduct its business should, God forbid, anything ever happen to the Capitol building. Liberals“, he scowled. “You never know about them.”


*  API: Amoeba Press International. Fake News. What Else Sell$? What Else Matter$?

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Meme-ories 57 (Cold Comfort)

Because MAWiS is not (yet) in charge …


Technically, Nobody won the 2024 Presidential election in the USA.

(Based on an estimated 224,000,000 eligible voters, of whom 36.5% did not cast ballots and therefore voted for the eventual true winner. Vote tallies as of 6 November 2024. In 2020, Joe Biden was the first President of the United States since at least 1932 to win election to the post, receiving 36.3% of the vote vs 33.1% for Trump and 32.9% for Nobody.)

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Experimentum finita

“At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer, if it ever reach us, it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. …

“[The Founders] aspired to display before an admiring world, a practical demonstration of the truth of a proposition, which had hitherto been considered, at best no better than problematical; namely, the capability of a people to govern themselves. If they succeeded, they were to be immortalized; their names were to be transferred to counties and cities, and rivers and mountains; and to be revered and sung, and toasted through all time. If they failed, they were to be called knaves and fools, and fanatics for a fleeting hour; then to sink and be forgotten.

“They succeeded. The experiment is successful; and thousands have won their deathless names in making it so. But the game is caught; and I believe it is true, that with the catching, end the pleasures of the chase. This field of glory is harvested, and the crop is already appropriated.

“But new reapers will arise, and they, too, will seek a field. It is to deny, what the history of the world tells us is true, to suppose that men of ambition and talents will not continue to spring up amongst us. And, when they do, they will as naturally seek the gratification of their ruling passion, as others have so done before them.

“The question then, is, can that gratification be found in supporting and maintaining an edifice that has been erected by others? Most certainly it cannot. … It sees no distinction in adding story to story, upon the monuments of fame, erected to the memory of others. It denies that it is glory enough to serve under any chief. It scorns to tread in the footsteps of any predecessor, however illustrious. … Distinction will be his paramount object, and although he would as willingly, perhaps more so, acquire it by doing good as harm; yet, that opportunity being past, and nothing left to be done in the way of building up, he would set boldly to the task of pulling down. …

“Passion has helped us; but can do so no more. It will in future be our enemy. Reason, cold, calculating, unimpassioned reason, must furnish all the materials for our future support and defense.”

“The Perpetuation of our Political Institutions”; Address before the Young Men’s Lyceum of Springfield, Illinois, 27 January 1838 –                    Abraham Lincoln

Alas that it is probably now too late.

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