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Amoeba’s Lorica: Cold Comfort
Patient: “So what’s up, doc?” Physician: “Bugs.” Patient: “Very funny.” Physician: “Sorry. It is the day after Easter, I’ve got bunnies on the brain. And, begging your pardon, but I wasn’t the first to quote Looney Tunes.” Patient: “Touché. And … Continue reading
Posted in Amoeba's Lorica, health, humor
Tagged common cold, Eugene Ionesco, puns, rhinovirus, wordplay
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He and She: Ought Notic
He: “So what did the physicians tell you?” She: “That it was high time that I stopped hacking.” He: “Holding out on me again, huh? Black hat or white hat?” She: “White gown. Or maybe white shroud if I had … Continue reading
Posted in He and She, health, humor
Tagged antibiotic, auntie and uncle, common cold, drama queen, funny dialogues, hacking, puns, wordplay
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The Plague's The Thing
“The plague, dude?” “Yeah. OC’s in bed with it. Achin’ and painin’, coughin’ and sneezin’ …” “Ewww. I sure hope he’s washin’ his hands ‘fore he touches us with that keyboard of his.” “Wrong kind o’ virus, dude. We’re safe, … Continue reading
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Tagged common cold, community theatre, funny dialogues, Hamlet, Macbeth, My Fair Lady, puns, Shakespeare, viruses, wordplay
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