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Screwtape The Third: The Hall of Crusades

Posted on February 25, 2018 by Amoeba

“Owww!!! Bless your ass, Wormsap!!” “Y-y-y-y-yessir, Master Screwtape?” “What in pluperfect [ptui!] heaven are all these soapboxes lying around here for?!?” “T-t-t-they’re e-e-essential materials, sir!” “For what?” “For the new Hall of Crusades the construction demons are building. In honor … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Learning To Scroll

Posted on May 15, 2017 by Amoeba

CAIRO, EGYPT (API*): Librarians, historians, data archivists, and paper manufacturers from around the world are descending en masse on this Eastern Mediterranean nation at this hour, urgently seeking clues to the lost art of paper making from the paper reed, … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Cornets Trump Trumpets

Posted on February 5, 2017 by Amoeba

WESTLAKE VILLAGE, CALIFORNIA (API*): Guitar Center subsidiary Woodwind and Brasswind, an online marketer of musical instruments, reported today sharp increases in cornet sales over the past three months, with sales of trumpets plummeting worldwide. While manufacturers and retailers were taken … Continue reading →

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