Tag Archives: funny dialogues

Dude and Dude: The Mural Of the Story

Posted on February 24, 2025 by Amoeba

“Dammit, dude!” “Yeah? Good luck wit’ that.” “Huh?” “You goin’ inta tha war zone ta fix that dam the Russians busted in Ukraine? I ain’t!” “Yeah, you an’ ever’ otha card-carryin’ memba a tha Axis a Evil. Which means us, … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Fruits of the Season

Posted on January 25, 2025 by Amoeba

One fine day at the local market … Grocer (entirely too cheerful): “Good morning, my man!” Amoeba (instantly wary): “G’mornin’, Hank. Yer awful chipper fer a wet ‘n’ rainy Monday mornin’.” G (unfazed): “And why shouldn’t I be, when I’ve got golden sunshine … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Time for Beany

Posted on November 23, 2024 by Amoeba

The Dudes go grocery shopping … “Kay, dude, I got ’em. But that wuz hard.” “Whut? Gettin’ tha kidney beans that OC’s Quilly wanted fer dinner? Whut’s hard ’bout it? There’s, like, a whole wall of ’em, dude!” “Yeah, dude, there’s a few … Continue reading →

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