Tag Archives: funny dialogues

Dude and Dude: Better Sit Down For This One

Posted on January 25, 2021 by Amoeba

“Hey, dude!” “[…] Do I look like a scarecrow?” “Lemme put it this way, dude. If’n I brained ya, ya’d have one.” “Dude, yer a genius!” “Ya finely noticed?” “Yeah. Ever’ time I get ta thinkin’ that this social distancin’ … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: One Fine Day At the Filling Station

Posted on January 15, 2021 by Amoeba

Attendant: “Good morning, sir.” Customer: “Yeah? Whaddaya want?” Attendant: “For you to be wearing your mask while you’re here.” Customer: “Argh. You sheeple should be whying these damned masks!” Attendant: “Ours not to reason why, sir. Ours but to do … Continue reading →

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He and She: Grocery Capsize

Posted on January 12, 2021 by Amoeba
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