Tag Archives: funny dialogues

Dude and Dude: Twenty Twenty(hic!)-One

Posted on December 31, 2020 by Amoeba

“Um, dude?” “Um, whut?” “I just thoughta sumthin’.” “Jeez, dude. Couldn’t ya wait ‘least until noon ta start doin’ shots? Ya start now, won’t be nuthin’ left fer when tha ball drops, yeah?” “Ya sure we care, dude?” “Care ’bout … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Un-complementary Plantings

Posted on December 10, 2020 by Amoeba

“Thanks for coming out and looking over my orchard, Clem. I’m tearing my hair out here.” “Sorry, Fred, couldn’t tell.” “Why, thank y …” “You didn’t have no hair to pull out nohow.” “[…]” “Amirite?” “You’re also old enough to … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Prize Turkeys

Posted on November 22, 2020 by Amoeba

“‘Bout time ya got back from tha store, dude.” “Gimme a break, dude, I got distracted.” “Yeah right. Whut wuz her name, an’ how many seconds did she give ya afore she …” “By this, dude.” “Jeheezus, dude! Give a dude … Continue reading →

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